Ox Cheek Stew

I've wanted to cook ox cheek for some time, mainly to wind up the kids about not being entirely sure which end of the ox the cheeks come from. Much nervous laughter later and truth be told I'm genuinely not 100% sure. Surely if it was the arse end these would be huge, right? Right?

Anyway, whatever end they come from they need a lot of cooking to break down that firm buttocky sinew. This recipe calls for five hours in a low oven. Oh, and a whole bottle of red wine. This is a seriously rich stew that is perfect for a busy winter Sunday. Absolutely delicious. The cheeks were ridiculously tender (not a sentence I thought I'd ever write) with a sauce crying out for a hunk of crusty bread.

Serves 6

Ingredients:
50g butter
3 large ox cheeks, trimmed and quartered
2 tbsp plain flour, seasoned with 1 tsp sea salt
150g smoked bacon lardons
2 onions, finely chopped
3 bay leaves
6 garlic cloves, finely chopped
5 tbsp tomato puree
1 bottle red wine
salt to taste

Method:
1. Preheat oven to 150C/gas 2. Melt the butter in a frying pan over a medium heat.
2. Roll the ox cheeks in seasoned flour, then pat off any excess. When the butter sizzles, add the meat and fry until well browned. Do in batched if necessary. Remove the meat to a casserole dish.
3. Add the bacon to the pan and fry until lightly coloured. Add the onions and bay leaves and cook for 6-8 minutes until softened. Stir in the garlic and tomato puree and cook for 5 minutes, stirring well to prevent the puree from catching.
4. Add the red win and bring to a boil. Carefully add all the casserole dish. Cover with a lid and cook in the oven for 5 hours until tender. Turn the meat occasionally.
5. When ready add salt if necessary and serve with mash and veg.

American Pancakes

A couple of weeks ago on the recommendation of my Norwegian potwasher I made some fishcakes from her homeland, which, I'm going to be honest, were tasty, but had a most unusual texture. I think I wrote at the time that they reminded me of rather fishy American pancakes: light and fluffy, but with the unmistakable taste of blended cod and haddock. The potwasher has since left in disgrace, last seen heading back to a Norwegian coastal town with a lot of weird "Os" in its name. I think she might even have nicked some Brillo pads and rubber gloves, but can't be sure.

Anyway, since this odd seafood/US pancake hybrid I've had a hankering for the real thing. Light, fluffy with lashings of crispy bacon and maple syrup. And no fish.

Makes 12

Ingredients:
135g plain flour
1 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
 2 tbsp caster sugar
130ml milk
1 large egg, lightly beaten
2 tbsp melted butter, cooled slightly, plus extra for cooking

Method:
1. Sift the flour, baking powder, salt and caster sugar into large bowl. In a separate bowl, lightly whisk the egg and milk, and then whisk in the butter.
2. Combine the two mixtures and whisk until you have a smooth batter. Allow to strand for a few minutes.
3. Heat a non-stick frying pan over a medium heat and add a knob of butter. When melted add heaped tbsp of the thick batter mix. You can normally do three to four at a time.
4. Once the tops start to bubble, carefully turn over and cook the other side for another minute.
5. Repeat until all done. You can keep the other pancakes warm in a low oven.

Sage and Mustard Pork Steak with Apple, Black Pudding and Champ

Sometimes on a Sunday I just can't be bothered. It'll get to 5pm and the usual mouthwatering aromas of roast dinner wafting from the kitchen are conspicuous by their absence. I just don't know where the day has gone and now the kids are getting hungry. It's time to raid the fridge and see what (not literally) leaps out at me... or completely write off the day and order a takeaway. (By the way, is it just me that thinks ordering a takeaway on a Sunday to be slightly sleazy? And I don't mean a hangover-busting breakfast pizza, we've all been there. It's kind of like having a beer while showering. It's a brilliant idea (no, really), but you just know your mum won't approve). Anyway, back to raiding the fridge. Hmm, pork steaks. A bit of leftover black pudding. Some potatoes and watercress. A fuckload of apples from our neighbour Colin (not to be confused with the fuckload of quince from our neighbour Jack). The mind races, the Indian menu is thrown back in that drawer with the matches, loose toothpicks, used batteries and tatty tea-towels. No more than 30 minutes later and dinner is served, and my goodness it's the right decision (mum would approve). Meaty, hearty and ridiculously comforting (the dinner, not my mum). Maybe I'll not be bothered next Sunday as well.

Serves 4

Ingredients:
Four pork steaks
1tbsp oil
100g black pudding, cubed
2 apples, cored and cut into eight
1 onion, halved and sliced
small handful sage leaves, torn (or 2tsp dried)
100ml chicken stock
2tsp wholegrain mustard

For the champ:
1kg potatoes, peeled and quartered
1 large bunch watercress
300ml milk
2 bay leaves
1 sprig parsley, chopped
4 spring onions, thinly sliced
50g butter, softened

Method:
1. Rub the pork steaks with a little oil and season with salt and pepper. Heat a large frying pan and fry the steaks for 2-3 minutes on each side until golden. Transfer to a plate. Add a little more oil to the pan and fry the onions, apple, black pudding and sage for 5 minutes.
2. Add the stock and mustard, then return the steaks and simmer for 10 minutes until the sauce has reduced by about a third.
3. To make the champ, heat the milk and bay leaves in a pan until boiling then take off the heat and leave to infuse for 5 minutes. Remove the bay leaves and add the chopped watercress and parsely.
4. Boil the pototoes in salted water until soft, then drain and mash. Add the milk, softened butter and spring onions, and mix.

Pulled Pork

If there are ever two words to send shivers down the spine of anti-hipsters everywhere, then surely "pulled pork" are they. Open a pop-up stall selling pulled pork anywhere in London and within minutes you'll be surrounded like moths to a smoked piggy flame by an ironically uncool army of ridiculous beards, sleeve tattoos and single-speed bikes. That's why when we decided to have a pulled pork night we imposed a strict maximum beard limit on anyone under 35. More than 2mm and you're not coming in. Of course, any hipster trying to circumnavigate our house rule with some elaborate facial latex make-up would instantly be given away by the fact that their trousers are too short and they're not wearing any socks. Divs.

Anyway, back to the pulled pork. If you're considering a party then you really cannot go wrong with this. A decent bit of pork (this recipe calls for 3kg) will go a ridiculous long way and is simplicity in itself to make. Rub your meat (leave it), leave for a couple of hours, then slow cook for about five. Serve with buns, coleslaw, potato salad and corn on the cob. To be honest, pulled pork is probably a bit passé for today's hipsters – I believe they have moved on to £5 bowls of cereals and £8 toasted cheese sandwiches. Divs.

Ingredients:
For the pork:
50g soft dark brown sugar
5tbsp smoked paprika
3tbsp sea salt
2tbsp cayenne pepper
2tbsp ground cumin
2tbsp ground black pepper
2tbsp ground fennel seeds
2tbsp ground coriander
2tbsp mustard powder
3kg boneless pork shoulder

For the BBQ sauce:
2tbsp olive oil
1 small onion, finely chopped
2 gloves garlic
200ml tomato ketchup
100g brown sugar
2tbsp water
1tbsp white wine vinegar
1tbsp Worcestershire sauce
1tsp mustard powder
1/2tsp smoked paprika
black pepper to taste

Method:
1. Mix all the dry spiced ingredients in a bowl. Put the pork in a shallow dish and rub all over with half the mix. Cover loosely with clingfilm and chill for 1-2 hours.
2. Heat the oven to 150C/Gas 2. Remove pork from fridge and rub over remaining spice mix. Transfer to a large roasting tin. Add 100ml water and cover with foil. Cook for 5 hours until tender.
3. Meanwhile, make the BBQ sauce. Heat the oil in a saucepan over a low heat. Add the onion and cook for 10 minutes until softened. Add the garlic and fry for 2-3 more minutes. Add the remaining sauce ingredients and simmer for 10-15 minutes until the sauce is thickened and the onions soft. Cool slightly then blitz until smooth.
4. When the pork is ready remove the layer of fat. This is unlikely to have become crackling. You can try putting it under the grill to get it to crisp up, but I feel it's never like proper pork belly crackling. Chuck it and weep silently. Remover the pork to a board. Cover with foil and rest for 20 minutes.
5. Shred using two forks. Add half the BBQ and mix. Serve with buns, coleslaw and add more BBQ if required.

Spicy Aubergine, Tomato and Apricot Soup (v)

Very quick and easy autumnal soup here, with more than a hint of warm Middle Eastern sun. Smoky aubergine, sweet tomato and apricot, and a truly lovely smack of background chilli. This makes a big batch and it's even better the next day.

Serves 6-8

Ingredients:
675g aubergines (approx 3)
6tbsp olive oil
1tsp cumin seeds
1 medium onion, finely chopped
2 garlic cloves, finely chopped
1 red chilli, deseeded and finely chopped
110g dried apricots, finely chopped
2.5cm piece ginger, grated (don't bother peeling. Seriously)
450ml tomato passata
juice 1/2 lemon
1.5 litres vegetable stock
salt and black pepper to taste
1tbsp fresh coriander, chopped

Method:
1. Heat oven to 200C/gas 6. Cut the aubergines in half, brush with 3tbsp of olive oil and bake for approx 30 minutes until soft.
2. Remove from oven and roughly chop.
3. Heat remaining oil in a saucepan and sauté the cumin, onion, garlic and chilli for 2-3 minutes, without colouring. Add the apricots, ginger, passata, lemon juice, aubergines and half of the stock.
4. Bring to the boil, then simmer for 20 minutes. Allow to cool slightly then blitz with a blender until smooth.
5. Add the remaining stock, check seasoning and return to heat for 5 minutes. Stir in the coriander and serve.